HUFF,
PUFF,
OR BLOW
YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
WHY A SUBSCRIPTION?

PRICE

Our subscription is discounted about 10% off our store prices PLUS you get free shipping every month.

SURPRISE!

Depending on the frequency you choose, you’ll receive a box in the mail - you have no idea what is inside that box when you open it on your date night. It’s part of the thrill of the service! :)

FLEXIBILITY IS SEXY!

Change your frequency at ANY TIME. Upgrade/downgrade your box tier at ANY TIME.
Pause at any time. Quit at any time. We understand finances are tight
No tricks.

WHAT ARE THE MAIN DIFFERENCES?

QUANTITY

Essentials boxes come with 2-3 products, Classic, 4-5, and Platinum come with 6-7. What that means is that sometimes, if you order the Essentials box, you may feel like you want to add to the experience. Still a great experience, but just fewer products.

QUALITY

As you go up in box tier and spend more, your get much nicer products. While we take pride in ONLY procuring and sending the nicest products even in our $36 Essentials boxes, we send (for instance) toys in our Platinum box that retail for as much as $180. Toys you will keep a lot longer than you did your last car!

FANTASIES

While the fantasies, for the most part, stay the same in all three box tiers, as you can imagine, when you get more products, and higher quality products, the more robust the fantasies become.

However, there are a few fantasies that we only send in Platinum.

YOUR CHOICES
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PLATINUM
$159/m

The Bentley of Fantasy Boxes.

Not only our signature role cards, amazing lingerie, the nicest products, but more of them. 6-7 top-of-the-line products from the highest quality brands (massagers alone that can retail up to $180!).

In addition, our Platinum service comes with your own personal "concierge" representative. It allows you to do things like ask advice, customize your lingerie preferences, modify box progression and make sure you don't get duplicates of products you already have in your toy chest. We've never had anyone say they regretted choosing Platinum!

FREE SHIPPING

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CLASSIC
$59/m

Our most popular subscription choice, the Classic tier offers the best of all worlds: price efficiency, high quality products, gorgeous lingerie, our signature role cards and top-notch customer service.

Our Classic boxes include 4-5 full-sized predicts packaged in our beautiful red Classic box and, at over 50 fantasies and counting, you could keep yourselves busy for years...

FREE SHIPPING

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ESSENTIALS
$39/m US

The Essentials series is exactly what it sounds like. The "essentials" for playing out the fantasy dates. You will receive 3-4 items along in our cute Essentials box, and our signature role cards.

In order to deliver the full experience at a lower price point, we may send trial-sized products, like lubricant. However, we send only the best brands like Uberlube and Sliquid, for you to try. We also send gorgeous, sized lingerie up to 4x for ladies. We love our Essentials customers and make sure you have everything you need for a great date night!

FREE SHIPPING